rydek:

R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me





versaceslut:

this is unacceptable


this is me

Anonymous asked:
You and your bf, are you two exclusive?

yes we are.





Anonymous asked:
Are you exclusive?

excuse me





my plans for tomorrow: sitting on face



francescalouiseee:

walked up to some random girl last night and told her I was gonna finger bang her ass

what is wrong with me



rock out with ya cock out

perfect.

tatsmato-anon:

dratraichuturnright:

thatsqualitystuff:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING
SASH WRINGING
TRASH SINGING
MASH FLINGING
FLASH STRINGING RINGING
CRASH DINGING

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

i’m re-blogging this…
at night.