R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me
You and your bf, are you two exclusive?
yes we are.
Are you exclusive?
my plans for tomorrow: sitting on face
walked up to some random girl last night and told her I was gonna finger bang her ass
what is wrong with me