telltalespider:

Need a filthy fuck….

That ain’t happening any time soon so I’m gonna listen to some alexisonfire………..reasonable

I’m sure you’ll get plenty of offers coming your way matey.







Anonymous asked:
Where do you work? They won't allow you to dye your hair? That's lame!

I work in a care home, I’m not allowed ginger care but I can be covered in tattoos. logic.





myfirstpubichair:

How is this cat cuter than me wtf


karidevereaux:

The best thing you will see all day: Jaynes Mansfield home on Sunset Boulevard circa 1960. Floor to ceiling shag carpets, heart-shaped swimming pools and pink EVERYTHING. My dream home. LIFE Photographer Allan Grant got to follow this sex symbol around as she gave a tour of her “Pink Palace”.

(Source: karidevereaux)



hellswitchbitch asked:
Love your body girl!

ooh thank you 😘





Anonymous asked:
pee

to some extent





queerharpy:

doingacid:

What a beautiful face I have found in this place

I always sing “what a beautiful cat I have found in this flat” to my two

Anonymous asked:
How do dick pics make u feel?

ladyironlungs:

the-inspired-lesbian:

This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.